I would put Room 101 into Room 101. Just kidding, I would put my fear of intimacy in there.
Big Brother watches everything (apart from this)
“This is Love Island, not Friend Island.”
Omar just being Omar
I sat in the shower holding my knees after watching this tripe.
The worst Photoshop job I have ever seen.
Everyone here is miserable.
Just look at them.
These episodes were cruel and boring. Regular coverage back next week.
What I will say is that I still don’t care about any of these people and these dramatic ‘multi-sackings’ have gotten stale very quickly.
I wonder which of these respectable businesspeople will end up in ZOO magazine.